sensitizes:

we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe

me

(via i-actually-eat-humans)

brujita95:

sometimes i remember that like white people dont eat rice that often like sometimes they have meals that are just meat and vegetables and its like??? wheres the rice??? what are you doing??? your plate isnt complete??? 

(via i-actually-eat-humans)

ONE TIME IN THIRD GRADE THIS FUCKER TRIED TRADING ME MY ANCIENT MEW CARD

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WITH HIS CHARMANDER CARD

AND I HAD NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED IN ALL OF MY LIFE AND I’M STILL INSULTED